closer

An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.

Closer Quotes:

"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."

"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."

"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."

"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."

"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"

by kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 5, 2006

clone trooper

a cloned trooper wtf is so hard about that?

attack of the clones clone troopers duh.

by odst 034 May 26, 2020

Clones

Girls who has the same hairstyles, always teases their hair, and wears make up most of the time, eyeliner most specifically. These girls are major flirts. They are referred as Cake Faces and Crusty Faced Biatches. They love to flirt with guys, and they love to act cool. Their height doesn't usually go taller than 5'2''. They are usually Asian. These girls are also posers. They love to take pictures of themselves, because they are self centered girls. They have at least dated more than 6 different guys. They usually shop at a store called Aritzia, wearing those sweaters that has a penis sign on it, rather called TNA. These girls are mostly in high school. Clones are like baby prostitutes. They want to look like Import Models, but yet, they can't pull it off. These girls love to pretend to be interested to things the guys they like are interested in, eventhough it doesn't really suit them. These girls are like weeds, you try getting rid of them, but their population keep on growing. They're annoying, and they will flirt with all the hot guys in the environment.

Maaan, look at that, it's a clone, go hide!
How come clones wear too much make up? Cake faced much?

by clonebuster August 8, 2010

closet faggot

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan

1.Jerry Sandusky closet faggot- penn state scandal

by penn state hater December 3, 2011

Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.

u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.

by id13 July 18, 2011

Cloey

She is one of the hottest girls in school, but boys dont realize it. Shes always in drama and a lot of people hate her...but shes a unique, fun, hot girl.

Someone: “Omg that girl is a drama queen but she is hot!!”
Someone: “Yeah she looks like a Cloey”

by someonelmfao January 20, 2019

closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know

andy cooley is a closet fag

by mr peepers August 29, 2006