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Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.
I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.
by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017
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Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.
Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"
by Atef Lord March 4, 2021
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hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.
ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"
by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019
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Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.
" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."
by spmcd February 14, 2019
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choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.
dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.
by Joel February 26, 2003
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Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
by SAMcal May 24, 2007
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chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass
pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces
by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006
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