whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

rubber-biscuit

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by Greg and Brady. Because they like teh soggy biscuit especially Brady who wants Greg's sweet ass.

Greg and Brady love the soggy biscuit.

by The C November 20, 2004

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Shit biscuit

A fist full of human fecal matter that was acquired through an anal fisting.

Friend 1: "yo! I still got shit under my finger nails"

Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"

Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"

by Robharry53 January 10, 2017

Soggy Biscuit

When you give someone a creampie and proceed to fist the cream even deeper into the crevice that the creampie has taken place

Man, Sarah got a soggy biscuit and won't shut the fuck up about it.

by Soggybiacuiiiit December 22, 2017

sex biscuit

1) the act of three men enjoying penile intercourse with one another on a stormy night in the Caribbean.

2) The act of committing sexual intercourse with a biscuit or other bread breatheren, usually involving large amounts of margarine.

I just want a big sex biscuit.

So I was watching porn last night, and I was hungry too but, I hadn't finished masturbating, so I buttered myself up a fat biscuit, fucked its shit, then ate the mother out of it.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009