battle creek lakeview schools

A shitty ass school where you can get an std from just sitting on the toilet, Teachers racis asf. 56% White 35% Black 7%Hispanic 2% Asian. All The percents are dicks though so don't worry. All ugly and act proud.

battle creek lakeview schools "Dick" I white ass teen guy wearing a tie is a gay ass fucker sucking a black guys dick.

by The Real Ass Biotch June 29, 2017

Fortnite Battlepass

I just shit out my ass. Booted up my PC, cause I need-need to get that Fortnite Battlepass! I like Fortnite--did I mention Fortnite? I like Fortnite, it's night time. I mean it's five o'clock that's basically night time, and all remember Cartoon Network--Adventure Time!

Friend: Did you get the new Fortnite Battlepass?
Friend 2: Yeah, now we're broke.
Mom (friend 1): you fucking donkey.

by AetherSucksBalls July 6, 2022

Field of battle

Military term, refers to the site of an engagement between military forces, generally in a broad scope. Also implies that the battle is ongoing.

An Army would maneuver into the Field of Battle to engage the enemy.

by CommandoDude October 2, 2010

Battle Axe

See Slapper,

Mature woman who enjoys frequent dirty shaggin'.

"look at that old battle axe, she walks like a cowboy"

by JA November 13, 2003

Battle Axe

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

by snofrandy May 4, 2010

Battlecouch

1) a couch tricked out with wheels, a V8 engine, and some vulcan miniguns. usually used in gladiatorial battles

2) a very comfortable piece of furniture dedicated to video gaming or sports watching that has been sat on for over six hours straight.

1) oh my god, i just whipped joe with my battlecouch. he's in the hospital right now

2) dude, i have an awesome battlecouch, i just played my Xbox for 12 hours

by lolwalrus September 7, 2010

battle horny

Aroused by the thought of a great battle

Naruto was met with the sight of a battle horny gaara.

by Comictroll December 8, 2016