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Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.
Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"
by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022
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Apple Humor

Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.

Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.

If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples

"Hey guys... I really really love apples"

"Apples taste amazing"

"Oh yeah those cute apples"

"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"

"I want to marry that apple"

"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 17, 2022
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small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.
My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.
by Jedthurman March 2, 2022
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The Big Apple

A term that people who have never been to New York use to refer to New York that New Yorkers themselves never use.
"Ah, you're from The Big Apple."
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
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Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.
Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!
by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011
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APPLE SAUCE

its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....
"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"
by stuart hammill July 25, 2006
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candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010
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