You're

From all the times I've been corrected for saying your instead of you're.
Before talking to you the use of you're was almost never I would never use it and I mean ever now I can't stop using it and everytime I do it just makes me think of you.
Btw I never used your just to annoy you I genuinely would forget to use you're then had to play it off as if I did it on purpose it wasn't till I got used to using you're till I noticed how much I missed you getting mad because I said your.
Can't wait for the day I correct you for saying the wrong you're.

Love you beautiful <3

You're:
"Your so beautiful".
"ITS YOU'RE"

by Jellybean0716 February 24, 2023

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

you're mom

An insult that really is very cringe nowadays, and some people can't spell properly. It should be your mom, not you're mom. The person who is being insulted must be very confused when they see them being insulted with "you're mom".

you're mom is so fat, haha

by Facade15 April 28, 2022