Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005

farting while getting a blowjob

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!

Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!

by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013

Sperm Whale

When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.

My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.

by Mud E. Worm May 3, 2010

Whale Wars

Popular game played at mid-west college parties among a group of severely drunk males brave enough to partake. Object, locate and score with the fattest chick you can get. Whoever successfully bags the biggest "whale" wins.

Yeah man, she was huge, he won whale wars for sure.

by Zonaboi February 27, 2011

Wholesome

Often brings to mind the blonde, corn-fed farm girl from middle America, but describes a whole slew of different types of women/girls.

Being "wholesome" does not make a girl average, ugly, or boring: In fact "wholesome" pretty much just means a hot girl that isn't jarringly gaudy, obnoxious or slutty.

My best friend Jenny is gorgeous, but she doesn't let that get to her head. She's so modest and wholesome.

by miap December 23, 2005

SMD while I SMH

The term "SMD while I SMH" is an acronym for "Suck my dick while I shake my head.

Megan Fox: "Wanna put it in my butt?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, smd while I smh."

by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010

Whale Face

1. The facial expression made on phone or computer that can be used for a variety of emotions
Sad
Angry
Annoyed

Pissed

Sleepy

And even happy with the addition of sideways brackets.

3.a very popular expression made widely know by Ashlyn runnels of temple Texas who is the bomb diggity.

2. -_- , -_____-, ._____.

- -
\_____/ , ect ect....

"My wife just told me she's pregnant" - guy #1

"dude that's awesome I'm happy for you!!"- guy #2

"we haven't had sex yet -____- " guy #1

"whale face-___- " guy #2

by ANUTZZ April 8, 2011