Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.

tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.

by nicolette312 February 21, 2009

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Tool

Daniel Michael Marion.

Dan stop being a fucking tool.

by imabsyou July 16, 2008

Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.

Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile

by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021

noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum

i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain

by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.

"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."

by soupman91 July 8, 2012