The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 06, 2022
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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 05, 2022
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Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.
Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam
by myhk April 27, 2019
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The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.
It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214
by shlongman24 April 09, 2021
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Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.
My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
by LuluBleu April 11, 2021
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Slip 'N Slide

When someone is at the top of a flight of stairs and you either piss, jizz, or bleed on them and you proceed to push said person down the flight of stairs while shouting "SLIP N SLIDE ON *recipients name*"
Saw that guy vulnerable at the top of the stairs so I gave 'em the Ole Slip 'N Slide.
by DumbNFat February 04, 2025
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Slip n slide

When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other
Last night me and Jess done the slip n slide for the first time it was amazing.
by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018
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