TAPS

A reference to the military bugle call used to express empathy or respect for something catastrophic. (Similar in form to “R.I.P” and “f”)

“Hey, I crashed my car earlier today so it’s gonna be in the shop for awhile”
“TAPs to that, sorry mate”

by meta-return-meta September 30, 2018

TAP

Tight Ass Pussy

Damn!!! Homegirl had that (TAP) tight ass pussy.

by TokyoWard November 05, 2013

TAP

Thoughts And Prayers. Used to convey respect to something that has died or ended. Can also be used when an unfortunate or tragic event has happened. Similar to RIP or F.

A: My car gave out today
B: Aww, TAP.

A: My gf broke up with me today
B: broooo, TAP

by Samwich422 August 18, 2022

Fatty on tap

when someone has an excessively large butt available at any moment.

damn she's got a fatty on tap

by thatfatman December 21, 2023

Tap dancing tangerine

Another way of calling someone stupid

Person: You got the mental complexion of a tap dancing tangerine on a Sunday night drinking a Pina colada

by The Enigma08 June 07, 2023

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf January 12, 2016

Gas Tap

Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.

Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!

2

Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.

by Rummy11 September 30, 2010