Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

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Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.

Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.

by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024

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Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

by thou art owned December 15, 2009

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Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

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