Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.
Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”
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Tool

A slang term for a gun most commonly a pistol or handgun.
"Daddy told me never leave the house with out my TOOL" -YG
by RyanOG August 31, 2016
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Tool

A progressive metal band that formed in 1990 which is commonly thought out to be a rock band but consists of progressive metal. The current people in Tool are
Maynard James Keenan: Singer since 1990
Danny Carey: Drummer since 1990
Adam Jones: Guitars since 1990
Paul D'Amour: Bass 1990 - 1995
Justin Chancellor: Bass since 1995
More info on the wiki page. (Note it says they are a rock band but they are progressive)
Guy 1: Have you listened to Tool?
Guy 2: No whats that
Guy 1: wanna feel high without drugs?
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tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis
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tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent
a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!
by Emily H L August 26, 2010
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