mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

Urban Cow Tipping

When you run up next to a fat person and push them over, then run.

Cory and I are going urban cow tipping around the college

by downhomedixie August 31, 2011

mad cow

v.-- to intimidate without rationale

Sally was mad cowed by some pigs for no reasons at all.

by Kyle January 15, 2004

Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008

crocodile kill cow

Violent sex in which partners bite and scratch eachother while barrel rolling and pinning each other down

I had violent crocodile kill cow with my gf last night

by Bob riestley December 4, 2013

mad cow cancer

When someone is so stupid they sound like a cow with aids when they talk

The homeless man was trying to tell me that but he had mad cow cancer

by Invention20k May 14, 2015