Spider Rotation

Marijuana-passing rotation in which the first user (spider) takes a hit and passes to the next user. The spider then has the marijuana passed back to him before it goes to a third user and so on.

"Hey, pass that shit to him! We aren't going in spider rotation."

by Johnny Jericho December 10, 2008

Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020

dash spider

A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.

little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111

by yourmomHAHAHAHHA January 26, 2024

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.

oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡

by bwakery May 31, 2021