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i need 2 snipes

i need2 snipes is a term used to define a failure sniper that has needs to snipe
by n3xg July 27, 2010
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SNAPES

A diseasous organism clearly visable to the human eye, caution generally clings on to the anal passage and can be identified by it's form.
Form includes a pile like basis that is the main source of both illness and weakness,
Multiple snake like tenatcles that flail in distortion causing painfull passage scars, and finally snapes includes , ilke its conterpart meaning, a sticky immovable liquid flows from them to around your ass crack, preventing you from removing them.
Its practically to release a butt goblin whilst these are clinging on to your ass, but have no fe3ar to remove these all you have to do is attempt to sit on a nail whilst jossling ol pogo at the same time.(Simultaneously.)
UNFORTUNATLEY THIS MAY RESULT IN SPADES IF DONE WRONG.
Ooh crap! i sat on my snapes again... oh wait there attatching themselves to the chair.
Let go!
Some one help please get the screwdriver Now!
by Anonymous D: July 6, 2011
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snipes

One who lives in his mothers basement, about 30-40 years old, and posts on mdforums complains about everything, and says how good ns, when it sucks...
Hey theres snipes, that fag from md!
by FAT@$$ February 1, 2005
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Carbon Sniper

1.A large slappable object, tends to run in fear of Dymphna Loki

2. A sizeable error on the earths suface
1. Carbon Sniper shook in fear when he came out of science

2. Your a huge effin Carbon Sniper, one big mess.
by Dymph March 16, 2008
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Sophomore Sniper

A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 11, 2016
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Snape

A real fucking dick. An abusive motherfucker (ha! he wished ya harry) who bullied 11 to 17 year old kids.
"bUt SnApE iS a gOoD mAn!1!!" you say, but I ignore you and continue to hate Snape every day of my life with a burning passion.
by Wolfstar is canon fight me hoe September 25, 2017
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Sniped

A cell phone trick in which u block someone or do not answer or return their calls or texts, so they block their number or call or text from someone elses phone. by the time u answer or responde it is to late they sniped u.
I blocked Candida's number so she Sniped me from kassi's phone.
by billy chappetta February 5, 2009
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