To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025
Get the Shoot and Hangmug. by drakestar September 15, 2022
Get the a shooting starmug. by Picklepickleman December 27, 2017
Get the Full Shootmug. I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.
by JWBS July 24, 2022
Get the Shoot-n-scootmug. When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.
by Oni Garth December 14, 2022
Get the Shooting Pearlsmug. When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
Get the Starfish shooting starsmug. by Smileysamuel January 30, 2025
Get the Shoot on a bootmug.