Shaneidis

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work.

Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneidis.

by Ppandflorgana June 3, 2020

shanege

When someone claims to have changed after apologizing without changing their actions or behavior accordingly

Shane Dawson is really a shaneged man after that apology

by nöööp July 1, 2020

Shaneism

when you have a severe want for hentai, to the point where you watch it at school

Dude, i think your developing a shaneism

by goditselfareulistening youstup September 10, 2020

Shanella

A girl with a poop-ton of talent but was kinda messed up. She can play any instruments she likes to learn and she can draw too. She likes to sing even if she has a terrible cough. She likes to build stuff and likes to deal with electrical wiring. Sounds amazing, huh? Well, she started to be a total female dog as a kid and pre-teens and was bullied a lot forher spoiled-brat like behaviour. Yeah, she was just a total scum. She has great talent but she totally didn't deserve it.

By her mid-teens *cough* quarantine *cough* she has realized she messed up big time so she decided to change for the better. With the whole global pandemic going on she reflected on her sins and started reggretting the trash she did. She started being nicer and less omen. She is unsure if she made good progress but she started getting good remarks from people that she is mature, she is funny, and that she is cool. Those compliments and remarks motivated her to do even better. She's still a work in progress but she's trying.

First phase example:

Rando 1: Yo, Shanella is so immature, she cries all the time and shouts all the time, like why does she exist?
Rando 2: Yeah she keeps crying and threatens to tell the teacher for a harmless joke! Like that's so messed up!

Second phase:
Rando 1: Yo, Shanella is pretty cool and funny. I can't believe she claims to be a bad person back then.
Rando 2: I can't really take her word for it, too. She seems pretty nice to be a bitch back then. But if what she says is true, then maybe it's just not as bad as she said.

by NotShanellaReally September 18, 2020

Shaneanigans

When a Shane has instigated participated in high-spirited or mischievous activity.

He just did another tik tok with Reface App again, always up to his Shaneanigans.

by Car A Holik October 25, 2020

Shaneism

An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)

Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”

Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”

by Seb man November 11, 2020

Shaneism

Select phrases out of context that always have a sexual connotation.

A Shaneism Explained
Nick- " I have had a very long hard day on the farm."
Shane-" I'll show you something long and hard"

Connor-" why do you always have to eat the banana backwards"
Shane- " Ligma"

by BB-Cup November 11, 2020