Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

by Jumping Spoons April 24, 2016

by Sepia_ May 14, 2024

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016
