Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 16, 2014

HK slap

On HK guns the charging handle can be locked up in a little notch. When you "slap" the handle back down it loads a bullet in the chamber. Hence the term HK slap.

When you HK slap a wal-mart airsoft mp5... the handle will break off.

by The Fig Newton Monster March 2, 2008

thrapston slap

slapping an inbred female from or in thrapston with your penis on the forehead

man, i gave that bird a right thrapston slap yesterday

by rhyseyg August 16, 2010

Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.

by El Cesar July 13, 2009