Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Ripping out the fireplace

Rough anal sex, resulting in anal tearing.

Her sister came in and caught me ripping out the fireplace!

by Rafar12345 December 10, 2014

Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.

Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!

by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020

RIP TN <3

When you have a night that is in honor of someone who died.

All love, Peace, and Happiness.

Rest in Power Tomorrow Night (RIP tonight)

(RIP TN <3)

RIP TN <3

Human: This is for A.
Human 2: Love It.
Human 3: Let's toast to that.
Human 4: Cheers!

Human 5: *Toasts Glass*
Human 6: *See You In Heaven.*
ALL: Ase!

by Aria A. Darling March 20, 2023

your bums ripped

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped

Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped

by The heev April 15, 2018

rip in dank memes

A meme page with over 100k followers that is probably a furry and posts a lot about animals more than actual memes.

"Have you seen this meme about cats?"
"Yea, it was posted by rip in dank memes."

by Loser on the internet November 30, 2018

Ripped Up Fireplace

An unsightly vagina.

Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.

by Oz May 25, 2006