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old people

people who need to shut the fuck up.

these people think they’re wise, when in reality they can’t comprehend the fact that he and him are considered pronouns. yes bob, you have pronouns. 💀<— this you, old fucker?
“old people deserve no rights
by misterkazumi April 6, 2021
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White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.
White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.
by MorbidCuteness May 28, 2023
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allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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murder beats not people

Make good music by killing instrumentals/beats; don't kill your fellow brothers and sisters in humanity.
"Pass classes not blunts, murder beats not people"
by DahaqMusic September 15, 2013
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The Orange Starburst of People

A person that is super boring and often a bit of a jerk ; lame
"Has anyone ever told you that you're The Orange Starburst of People ?" Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias from the Netflix Show "Mr Iglesias"
by Michaelangelo Scottman July 12, 2019
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Dups, Is short for Dating Ugly People syndrome and is very easy to catch the syndrome by dating ugly people. The only cure is dating a cute or hot girl
Bro, That kid is dating a chicken sandwich he must have dups (dating ugly people syndrome)
by Mr Dups April 10, 2019
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make fun of short people day

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude
by naferialc October 26, 2020
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