poolance

a person once chased by another person on a bicycle with a stick that had poo on it and hit the person on the lip with it

chris u are the poolance.

guys stop, oh god its on my lip.

by jcph December 24, 2008

poolawlz

a name fr someone in the cs community who is extremely annoying!

god damn batman your such a poolawlz!

by Matt y Jaer December 18, 2007

Poolies

The act of defecation.

"Everybody makin' them poolies
Old people be callin' 'em stoolies
Makin' them poolies
all
day
long"

by Bob from Cork November 24, 2010

Poolition

The poo that sticks to the edge of the toilet bowl.

Oh man, look at that poolition i made :D

by Foleyballs September 30, 2011

Poolhouse Gang

A group/organization of best friends who use their friends poolhouse to get high and drunk while hiding from the owner's crazy ass mother. Usually leads to a lot of home made baking and epic meals.

A-I wonder what our son is doing in the poolhouse all day with his friends.
M-I would like to find out but I dont really care.

A- It's funny, cause they always leave the pool house much more happy than when they entered.

A- IM GOING TO CALL A BUNCH OF RED FLAGS WHEN OUR SON LEAVES THAT POOL HOUSE with his "poolhouse gang" members

by The Big Tree November 2, 2011

Poolgasm

The feeling u get when is 90 degrees outside and u jump into a pool.

You are hot ?!? I was sweating all day long and when i jumped into the pool it felt like a poolgasm.

by tito2037 November 11, 2012

Poolystyrene

An array of small pellet like poo's which are lighter than water and therefore float on the surface.

Are renowned for being very, very difficult to flush away

Man entering cubicle "Ohh what, someone has shit in the pan and not flushed"

Man washing Hands "I did flush actually, about 8 times, but it appears I have had a bout of poolystyrene so it just keeps bobbing about"

Man entering cubicle "Ok.......

by Mongymax January 13, 2014