Poolition 

The poo that sticks to the edge of the toilet bowl.

Oh man, look at that poolition i made :D

Poolition by Foleyballs September 30, 2011

Light Pollution 

When there's so very many lights from a city that it obscures the night sky, making star~viewing almost non~existant.

Gawd, I Hate Light Pollution because it interferes so badly with my viewing of the stars & moon at night! There's so much better viewing in a small city or the countryside!

Light Pollution by Starchylde August 11, 2015

Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.

Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"

Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014

Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.

My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!

Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021

titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.

Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"

titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Cigarette Position 

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

Cigarette Position by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020