Mama bird

A scraggly young chap who fiddles about with his guitar

David is such a mama bird.

by Festus March 24, 2007

yo mama's pussy

What I fuck the shit out of every single night.

You: Where's my mother, I haven't seen her at all today?

Your Friend: Last I heard, some dude was fucking yo mama's pussy somethin' fierce.

You: FUCKSAKE.

by M4MZ January 31, 2017

triple-toting mama-muncher

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

by Nathaniel October 20, 2004

Yo Mama Joke Protest

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004

Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.

by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005

bitch ass ghetto mama

A girl that dose not know how to keep her legs tight, and who smells like sex, and booze. Is every ones baby mama, and will keep any cigarettes that she finds (on the floor our in the back seat of her car) and would but them in her bra, which would be filled with her sorry excuse for crusty ass tittys, full of crabs and oily sweat. That if you were a man and you found them good to be in, then you would be bitten like a bitch and would be filled with thick, oily, green and white pus, that would make you which that you had holy water to get this sick stuff off of you. Also she would have tons of dirty ass dipers were ever she went and would take a shower only when the full moon was up, so that every one could see her ashy-ass body in the moon light, that would be full of hair in every place (and I mean every place), and would have saggy strech marks, that if you were to get the longest rope possible and make them strech, you would reach around the world three times over. Not only that, but she would mean and heartless to all people in the world.

Girl: ugh, see that.
Friend: what?
Girl: that girl, that smelled like a three way
Friend: OH, herrrrrrr!
Girl: yeah
Friend: she is a "bitch ass ghetto mama"

by see em August 3, 2011

3 shades of mama bear

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012

slap yo mama good

When you make some good ass redneck food on MasterChef.

She made some good ass slap yo mama good fried chicken fo’ Gordon Ramsey.

by Slap Yo Mama Good May 13, 2018