Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.

"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."

by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013

change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006

Hand Fixation

When you have an unconditional affection towards the part of the human body known as hands

Jaymie: Hey I heard that, that chick Agnessa has a Hand Fixation.
Tyler: Huh, Never heard of that term, Did you just make it up?
Jaymie: Si.

by Static Amnesia June 3, 2018

Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.

Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic

by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009

hands to heels

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner

"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary

by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.

Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022

Casino Hands

Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.

"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"

by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018