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Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel
by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
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Expecting gold out of nickels

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.
Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
by Poyuma February 19, 2018
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A Head Full Of Nickels

A phrase used to describe an absentminded or moronic person who can't retain anything.
Connor, man. Do you hear yourself? You definitely have a head full of nickels.
by cablenewz December 28, 2020
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North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".
Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.
by QuacksO August 30, 2022
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Tickle your nickel

The almost sfw version of masturbating for a girl. usually clit masturbation.
Ami: "Give me 10 minutes!!"
Jay: "You going to tickle your nickel or something?"
Ami: "NO!!!"
by soyboysel April 15, 2023
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Turn on a nickel

When a sharp and unexpected change is made in an action.
“ He’ll turn on a nickel and give you some change.”
by James Norman May 18, 2024
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