Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

Pump'er-nickel by QuacksO August 30, 2022

lilliam pumpernickel 

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose

guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG

lilliam pumpernickel by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018

panamanian pumpernickel 

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum

Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch

panamanian pumpernickel by Dank sauce November 11, 2013

pumpernickel 

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

pumpernickel by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Pumpernickel 

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

Pumpernickel by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009

pumpernickel fuck 

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

pumpernickel fuck by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

Bake some pumpernickel 

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

Bake some pumpernickel by Cigar ass October 7, 2018