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Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".
Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.
by QuacksO August 30, 2022
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lilliam pumpernickel

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose
guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG
by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018
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panamanian pumpernickel

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum
Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch
by Dank sauce November 11, 2013
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pumpernickel

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!
by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006
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Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only
We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel
by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009
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pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad
Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!
by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017
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Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.
Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.
by Cigar ass October 7, 2018
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