the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.
hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:
please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito
please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito
by fagnegro October 22, 2019
by x-wtf September 10, 2006
We miss you, Michael Jackson!
by johnson011 July 07, 2009
Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.
His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.
He has a very quirky personality.
His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.
He has a very quirky personality.
by Peppeche January 06, 2008
Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
by formerfatboys February 09, 2009
by azrael February 17, 2005
by laram February 13, 2009