lobster

New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.

Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.

by limit4 July 2, 2006

lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.

"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."

by Not James. May 3, 2009

Lobyn

Gay as fuck! Such a loser!

I hate you man, you're such a Lobyn!

by Kystee May 7, 2008

lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.

Hey! Come over here, lobster.

by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011

Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved

I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..

by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010

Blue lobster meme

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex

Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes

by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

Lobe

giving a compliment or credit to something worthy of respect; similar to sweet tight.

"Liz is the lobest girl in the world" said greg who is pretty lobe himself.

by LB&G Rush June 12, 2004