I have your IP address

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address

by piza1235 February 24, 2022

ur mom have big gay

A devestating comeback that describes how the poor victim's mom is gay

ur gay
no u
ur mom gay
ur mom have big gay

by egwepihgwp8ehgh8pgwregwwgg July 02, 2018

where have all the cowboys gone ?

1. Paula Cole tune from the late 1990's; not so surprisingly, a big hit with feminists and frustrated single women everywhere. Go figure.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.

'I go do the laundry, while you go have a beer'. Yippy I, Yippy A !

Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.

by Virgin Suicides July 14, 2017

You're Gonna Have a Bad Time

sans undertale

you have the feeling that you're gonna have a bad time

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

by Elmer April 07, 2005

i dont have time for this lance

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018