No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping

There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama

by m4224r September 17, 2012

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020

Club Hands

The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor

Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

or

Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!

by LGjohnsonDave May 02, 2010

skittle hand

The hand of a man (usually a homosexual) filled with skittles, put by their dick, while they are given a blow job.

As in "Taste the Rainbow."

Show me how tasty your skittle hand is.

by Independence76 January 14, 2009

Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.

"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"

by Velmareth December 14, 2018

Hand Fixation

When you have an unconditional affection towards the part of the human body known as hands

Jaymie: Hey I heard that, that chick Agnessa has a Hand Fixation.
Tyler: Huh, Never heard of that term, Did you just make it up?
Jaymie: Si.

by Static Amnesia May 07, 2018

Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.

girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!

by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011