knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

wubba hands

when you smell your hands randomly, and they smell like pussy

"Wow, my hands smell really good! I must have wubba hands!"

by thedarkshight November 12, 2017

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.

Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.

by helloalice August 28, 2014

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.

girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!

by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011

Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.

“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”

by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023