Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

Goobner

A person who is simultaneously characterized by disinhibited playfulness and compulsive self-gratification tendencies can be described as an individual exhibiting incongruous affectivity paired with maladaptive autoerotic behavior.

In simpler terms, this refers to someone whose outwardly goofy, whimsical demeanor coexists with an underlying difficulty in regulating sexual impulses—particularly those expressed through habitual or excessive self-stimulation. Such a person embodies a paradox of emotional levity and behavioral compulsion, where humor and impulsivity serve both as genuine expression and as potential coping mechanisms for underlying psychological tension or unmet intimacy needs.

Your Friend is such a Goobner I feel bad for his poor cat.

by Dubya521 October 17, 2025

Goomnastics

The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".

This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.

Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."

Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."

After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.

by went1 October 18, 2025

Goonag

Where someone has been gooning so much, they get sentenced to the goonag. Like gulag but for goons

You mr gooner, are being sentenced to 5 nights in the goonag

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.

Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)

by Woowooy November 6, 2025