Fap Fiesta

1.) A party or gathering consisting of many Spanish descendants, all of which masturbate together in such Spanish culture.

2.) A party or gathering in which people of any race put on Mexican clothing, eat Spanish foods, listen to Spanish music, or simply speak Spanish to eachother, and fap together.

3.) When one man revolutionizes the standard party by showing up and fapping for all to see.

-Gee, that masturbation party sure does look disgusting.
-It's okay, it's a fap fiesta! Totally different concept!!!

by SexyKarlGuy6969 July 27, 2011

fiesta

the act of licking someone else's face.

my friend licked my entire cheek, then yelled "fiesta"

by u cant find m3 May 12, 2007

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

Insane Clown Fiesta

A more ridiculous scenario (compared to Clown Fiesta) in which no one is really sure on what is taking place. Usually happens in Microsoft Azure and related documentation

Microsoft Azure Service fabric certificate rollover is some insane clown fiesta

by icf-azure September 10, 2018

Festered Cheerio

A rotting asshole, a suppurating anus.

Lick my festered cheerio

by Diddygaruk April 3, 2006

Comment Fest

In MySpace, when a person receives seemingly endless comments from like a dozen different people to the point where he/she ends up with like 3-4 pages full of comments.

MySpacer #1: Dude last night i had like this massive Comment Fest with like 15 different people!

MySpacer #2: How many comments did you get in total?

MySpacer #1: I got like 327 comments in total!

by El S3x0 October 16, 2008

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.

The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.

After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.

by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011