EnglishPeter

Peters who are English, but try to pass as Australians. They lack social graces, and violently abuse religious people.
GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer

GodFrostAngel: "Hello EnglishPeter, would you like to come to our Bible Study class next week. The Profiler will be there, and he wants to help you?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobbing c#$t, shove your bible s%^t up your a&*e. And stop calling me EnglishPeter, I'm trying to be an Australian!"
GodFrostyAngel: "I'm sorry Peter, but isn't Peter your name?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobber!"

by AreYaHearingMe? October 1, 2008

Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language

I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful

by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012

englishland

The place Englishlanders (British) come from

Dude: oi spot o tea Cheerio

Girl: I looooove Englishlanders

by Just sout April 7, 2014

Englishman balloon

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.

Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!

by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016

Englishful

adj. describing an absolute completeness in knowing and understanding every aspect of English language.

1) Thanks to Urban Dictionary I finally feel Englishful.
2) Your English is not Englishful, if you don't know about Urban Dictionary.

by copyded February 13, 2018

Englishing

To speak in English

I’m not Englishing very well today...

by How Cliché June 25, 2018

Englishing

The act of speaking english.

Fuck, he's having trouble englishing. He can barely talk without a cat getting his tongue.

by Pablo Juan Cena May 9, 2019