Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

Douche Plug by iheartstats April 23, 2011

douche broad 

The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.

Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.

Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.

Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...

My douche broad girlfriend is pissing me off, but she is so damn sexy!

douche broad by cityguychicago May 16, 2011

douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.

did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.

douche-Barry-B by my name is tan May 26, 2011

Douche 'do 

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

Douche 'do by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011

Douche Bag 

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.

Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....

Douche Bag by raiderjason October 30, 2011

Douche bag 

A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*

Douche bag by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011

Douche Noob 

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

Douche Noob by TheVerdict July 14, 2011