ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock

magnum dong

by Quwack fan September 23, 2020

Shay Dong

A penis that is off centre to the crotch. Similar to the boiler of a Shay locomotive

Yo this dude has a fuckin Shay Dong, bro

by Komiwastaken February 19, 2021

Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025

dong stick

A stick used to help extended to small human penis

David clymore used his dong stick to make his wife happy for once

by TRKRACING December 20, 2016

The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 21, 2019

dong sicheng

PERFECT *chef's kiss*

wow, you're so dong sicheng!

by matchagweentea November 22, 2021