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Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"
by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014
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Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too
Look at those dongs over There stealing my car
by Humankind August 22, 2014
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dong dragger

Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.
Bro, I can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be.
by Surfermatt November 16, 2013
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dong throat

When you thrust a penis into a throat.
Did you hear how Leslie likes dong throat, I so can't wait to go out with her...
by Dr.Kaulkundmuff May 3, 2015
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Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.
This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.
by jerefro June 9, 2015
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dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television
Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike
by Peterfile July 25, 2015
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Massive Dong

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
by Anal Wizard June 23, 2016
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