A sexual position involving a man in a reclining position who is being ridden by a gastropod, such as a snail, that is facing his feet with the side of its body that contains the cerebral ganglia. The man may either enter via the snail's genital pore (though not necessary due to the snail's asexuality) or he may copulate through the pneumostoma.
Dave ensured that he didn't rupture his snail's dart sack with his kinky gyration by instituting a safeword during a rousing session of reverse cow-snail.
Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.
The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.
Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.
The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.
by zakhansonfan October 16, 2009
Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.
by Evil Tim September 21, 2003
by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010
by Kyle January 15, 2004
by downhomedixie August 29, 2011
A phrase or expression originated and used by a oahu group of delinquents, to instigate a combatant in a altercation.
by MEGA_HAMMAH June 21, 2019
Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 15, 2008