cheese & rice

Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain.

Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...

BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!

by Bobby Brady July 8, 2006

mac n' cheese

Simply the simplest best food ever.

JACK: d00derz I would kill for some mac n' cheese!
JOEY: I totally knoes! Lets go make it!

by Ian Burnsteen! March 27, 2006

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

pecker cheese

when a uncircumcised male hasn't washed his penis head off in a while. It then becomes crusty like old cheese.

You need to clean up before i give you head, I don't eat no pecker cheese.

by Derrick for real May 13, 2005

Wang Cheese

Bodily extractions from the male body.

taste my wang cheese, bitch

by Billie Poncho September 27, 2005

slut cheese

the crusty shit sluts have in and around their pussy

i was eatn this chick out, fuck it was nasty, bitch was filled with slut cheese...

by spent April 24, 2008

lip cheese

Lip cheese is the white crusty, goo-like stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you sleep/ and or talk alot. When people see you have lip cheese it is a major turn off, it probably makes them want to throw up all over everywhere. Its best to frequently check the corners of your mouth for lip cheese.

Dude, that chick i made put with last night had a massive amount of lip cheese, it tasted like garbage!

by Ptatters August 14, 2009