Cat Goop

Anal secretion from a cat infected with a form of feline AIDS. The goop itself is of a snotty, light-green hue and has the stringy consistency of ejaculate.

That goddamn cat gooped all over the couch last night!
K.C.'s dripping her cat goop in her own food bowl.
Would you rather suck Don Vito's dick, or drink a cat goop milkshake?

by Lazy Black Man January 10, 2010

cat margarine

A sweaty drippage from between a females breast region dripping down to the vagina area. Forming a sticky substance and an odor compared to a dump truck.

My friend Dana came home from a sweet gym sesh, and seemed to brew up a bit of cat margarine.

by BigCountry6969 March 21, 2011

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.

That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011

Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013

cat molester

A person who loves the feel of pussy. As in a cat...

Wow look at Steve getting real deep with that pussy! He's a real cat molester!

by Amon 'Get In The Van' Koutarou September 13, 2015

cat vs cucumber

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.

Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.

by Loop bug 961 February 2, 2016