master-baster

master-baster - a lesbian profficient impregnating a female with a turkey baster

After years of training kerrie finally graduated as a master-baster

by TammyGail February 14, 2008

Double-belter

A person so fat that they have to use two belts joined together to keep their trousers up.

look at that fat dude. He's so fat he must be a double-belter!

by Barry Frazzle June 18, 2009

drum-beater

a person who lauds someone or something insistently

Why are you such a drum-beater for gold based currency?

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2010

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011

get basted on

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

booty baste

"booty baste" refers to inserting substances with a turkey baster inside the rectum for the purpose of absorbing the substance to feel the effects faster and stronger then taking oral.

last night i had my girl shove a turkey baster full of drugs in my ass. i use to booty bump now i booty baste.

by chrispyq May 14, 2014

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016