Pile of wank

A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.

Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse

by gfsngfsbngsfgb January 20, 2009

fanny wank

Using large womans overhanging beefskins, wrapping them round your cock whilst thrusting wildly with no penetration

I couldnt find the hole through the flab, I think Jenny gave me a fanny wank!

by MarCris January 07, 2008

top wank

something as marvelous as having a very nice, sensual wank

Example 1: cor pour us another pint mike that last one was top wanK
Example 2: ur essay was top wank keep it up and you'll achieve great educational suckses

by Charlie Mcnamara January 13, 2007

Stella wank

A tit wank in which the woman's breasts exceed the size of bowling balls.

maaaaaaate i jus had a stella wank off that bird with the boobs covering her face!

by stellawank May 20, 2009

dirty wank

masturbating a with used condom with either your seamen or someone else's

you wanked into a condom made a sandwich , took a piss and now your gonna use it again!!!

now thats a dirty wank you dirty wanker !!!
have fun

by kinky83 November 07, 2010

Wank Pheasant

An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.

There is no need to be a wank pheasant!

by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016

bag of wank

Someone/something who is a complete wanker, irritating little tosspot or just generally annoys you.

"John your a complete bag of wank son"

by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006