Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D.
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."
Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."
Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
by Sungod dd January 11, 2011
Get the Toolmug. by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023
Get the Tool Kissmug. >Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content.
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars!
Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***
Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**
Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***
Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**
Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
by slamjunk February 17, 2010
Get the Toolmug. These hands, they're the devil's tools!
by emjayare August 5, 2021
Get the Devil's Toolsmug. a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010
Get the Toolmug. by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024
Get the toolmug. used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.
aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers...
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
by herpes-neg May 24, 2007
Get the toolmug.