hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

Casino Hands

Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.

"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"

by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m May 5, 2018

No Handed Barracuda

The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.

Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.

by Poz Aus December 31, 2016

timmy no hands

A player that has zero skill at the game they're playing.

Player 1: bro, is that a timmy no hands?

Player 2: omg yeah

by JamesFan2020 July 31, 2021

No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping

There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama

by m4224r September 16, 2012