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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.
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National Zoophile Rights Day

National Zoophile Rights Day occurs on June 31st. Look forward to the day on your calendar!
Tomorrow is National Zoophile Rights Day!
by racpails June 17, 2023
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Zoolaphile

A weird ass nigga who likes animals in a sexual way
Tom:This is some good zoolaphile porn

Tom's friend: Bro what the fuck.
by Qaundale January 28, 2023
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Zookophile

a creep in his twenties who goes after underage high school girls
"What's that 21 year-old man doing as that girl's prom date - he's a real zookophile!"
by flatcock99 June 21, 2021
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Zoomphile

One who is attracted to donkeys and uses Zoom for video calls and conferences.
I am not only a zoophile, I am a Zoomphile! —the CEO of Zoom.us
by 🅰️ January 17, 2022
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zoophile

a mf named henry that is sexually attracted to animals
henry is a zoophile fr❤️
by soisjsjjs March 19, 2022
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Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022
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