Zooted

To be fucked up, or to fuck up.

“Dude your so crossed are you ok?”
“Man I’m so Zooted right now, I don’t even know.”

by clinicaly gay January 29, 2019

Zooked

That's crazy, that's wild

Yo this math homework is zooked dawg.

by HZ23 August 22, 2019

Zooted

Way beyond being Under the influence of marijuana

“Bro im so zooted rn”

by Kimbo727 October 16, 2019

Zooted

High on most likely weed
a funnier way to say high

Harry Styles was zooted you could tell because his pupils were large

by Directionergoncrazy September 3, 2020

zootedw

has massive penis

girl: zootedw?
*gets cock slapped*
zootedw: sorry didn’t see you there 😎

by Yacob Yaceves October 27, 2020

Zooted

When Sandy gets really high and starts to get cringe

Yo bro I’m so zooted

by Blrmrsl December 26, 2021

zooted

being so pumped up on adderall or caffeine or 5 hours that you are so happy and excited to be doing school work....... aka the funnest legal feeling ever.

This coffee is getting me so zooted right now, shit.

Tori give me an adderall, im tryna get zooted today.
ZOOTED QUEENS.

by A ZOOTED QUEEN February 20, 2011