zonkey

1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.

2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.

That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!

Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."

Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."

by ductape May 6, 2006

zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

zonkerhead

ashley a.k.a. slut is such a zonkerhead! meaning they are incredibly goofy and they are always laughing/making someone laugh at something

"omg, that girl is SUCH a zonkerhead!"

by jen! May 8, 2005

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

Zonkification

The process of being zonkified. (messed up)

The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system files before he was able to snuff it. (his pc would have then been "zonkified")

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003