Zombie Hitler

Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.

Zombie Hitler's fb page is waaaay cool man!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Zombie

When you collect all of your roaches to roll a blunt or joint if you are low on weed.

Ay we out of weed but I got roaches tryna roll a zombie?

by I-BE-SUÁVE October 1, 2018

zombiecore

A genre of metal music created by the band Forgetting Skaro. This genre involves the lyrics being said with low grunts and screams, similar to that of a zombie. The genre also commonly does not contain any music, drawing focus to the vocals.

"These vocals are great, is this metal?"
"No, Kirsten. It's zombiecore."

by zombiecoreyumbut October 24, 2012

zombie survivalism

The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.

Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."

Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Zombie Fegelein

Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!

Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.

Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Zombie Blunt

A blunt created when cracking old roaches in your blunt graveyard. The resulting blunt smells and will fuck you up, just like a zombie.

Naw man, ain't got no money; had to roll a zombie blunt today nigga.

by Cornbread215 July 7, 2010

Zombie Gas

Pronounced Zom-bee Gas

-noun

1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.

2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.

"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.

"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"

by JeffJohnson440 December 1, 2007