Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021

Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019

Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc

That scary movie gave me the Zoinks

by Zeyo May 31, 2015

Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while

After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked

by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019

Zoinked

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.

Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

Zoinked

High as shit

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday

by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018