mom'zoning

Kind of like friend zoning, but instead of calling them your friend.. You're calling them mom.

Significant boy: "Alright, mom!"
Significant girl: "OMG did you just mom zone me?! We're OVER."
Significant boy: "That's right. That's mom'zoning."

by TabsTabsTabs November 16, 2015

Bust A Zoinks

When you're about to explode on someone or give an outburst.

Jan: "stop being a moron"

Carly: "I'm about to bust a zoinks on you if you say one more thing!!"

by onetwothreefouryouisawhore July 2, 2016

erogenous zoning violation

The arbitrary enforcement of zoning regulations to restrict consenting adults from having sex parties in their home.

The term erogenous zoning violation was coined by Paul Duggan, the Washington Post Journalist who reported on a story in Bethesda Maryland where zoning regulations were used to stop private sex parties due to 'commercial activities' despite no enforcement for similar non-sexual parties like Mary Kay etc.

by KnightWolfe43 September 14, 2011

Zoink

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

by Crouch June 11, 2006

Ziggity Zoinks

1. What you shout out loud before you bust a big load on a nice stankin' pair of pussy tassle tits.

2. Big ass pussy lips, smells like vaginal secretions.

3. What shaggy said to scooby after chuck norris busted a fat load on their chests.

4. What you say when you snort coke of someones tits.

5. The cousin of a snow job, and a ding king.

6. The alliance practiced by vulture, creature, and primitive panther while riding shotgun, cobain, and mulligan.

7. A phrase practiced by Clive Holmes, Bob Skyler, and Bobby Braininger.

8. Chuck Norris once ate pussy, he claimed it taste so bad he ziggity zoinked a huge loogie thus resulting in the reason we have salt water oceans today.

Like ziggity zoinks scooby doo, like i just fucked thelma up the ass without giving her the common courtesy for a reach around.

by Bert Backaracalack #2 July 12, 2007

zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008